Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie

DIE HARD
IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

Every December someone argues Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. They’ve been wrong since 1988. This is a small corner of the internet for the people who know — and a shop full of funny Christmas jumpers for wearing the verdict.

“Now we have a shop. Ho. Ho. Ho.”

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THE COLLECTION

Jumpers, tees and small gifts for people who know. Everything is made to order, shipped direct, and built to survive at least one awkward family dinner.

⚠ THE SHOP IS BEING WIRED UP ⚠
Made-to-order stock lands soon. Add-to-bag switches on the moment checkout goes live — scroll for a preview of the first drop.

SIGN THE WALL

Thousands of people have already declared the verdict. Add your name to the wall and collect your smugness certificate (well, a nice message).

“I came for a debate. I stayed for the jumpers.” — someone, presumably.