DIE HARD
IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Every December someone argues Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. They’ve been wrong since 1988. This is a small corner of the internet for the people who know — and a shop full of funny Christmas jumpers for wearing the verdict.
“Now we have a shop. Ho. Ho. Ho.”
Boom responsibly. Click Hans Gruber on the roof to help John McClane for good. You have visited this page 1 time(s). Welcome back.
THE COLLECTION
Jumpers, tees and small gifts for people who know. Everything is made to order, shipped direct, and built to survive at least one awkward family dinner.
Made-to-order stock lands soon. Add-to-bag switches on the moment checkout goes live — scroll for a preview of the first drop.
SIGN THE WALL
Thousands of people have already declared the verdict. Add your name to the wall and collect your smugness certificate (well, a nice message).
“I came for a debate. I stayed for the jumpers.” — someone, presumably.