Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Tee
THE TEE FOR DIE HARD FANS — NOW YOU HAVE A MACHINE GUN, HO-HO-HO
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ABOUT IT
Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho. — and now it's on a tee. A big bold front print with Nakatomi-grade attitude, on a heavyweight classic tee made for Christmas dinners, office parties you would rather skip, and slow festive mornings that call for coffee first, wisecracks second. • 100% cotton classic tee (Gildan 5000) — midweight, regular fit • Big bold front print that reads across the room • Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem • Sizes S–5XL, made to order and dispatched within 2–5 working days The one-liner everyone at the table knows by heart — for the fans, for the families who have heard it a hundred times (and say it anyway), and for secret Santas with taste. An ideal gift for Die Hard fans and anyone who does their best work barefoot. Yippee-ki-yay — and a very machine gun ho-ho-ho Christmas to you.
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