THE DESIGNS
Four prints to start with. Every one drawn from scratch, pixel by pixel — no stills, no logos, no borrowed artwork. Just the vibe you already know.
THE VERDICT
Big block lettering that ends arguments. The flagship print, on tees and jumpers.
TOWER 35 KNIT
The jumper pattern: bands of gold and green, one small red heart two floors down.
SURVIVOR CAP
Understated embroidery for the office party veteran. Reads at ten paces, whispers at two.
BEST GUEST
A bauble for the tree with excellent posture. Hangs politely. Never goes back to the party.
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