DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

THE TOWER 35 JUMPER

THE ACTUAL ART — HAND-BUILT PIXELS, PRINTED PIXEL-PERFECT. LET IT TWINKLE.

£42COMING SOON

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ABOUT IT

A proper patterned knit for maximum seasonal smugness. Deep red, gold trim, tree motifs, and a small surprise on the sleeve.

The centrepiece of the collection: a full patterned knit in deep red with gold trim and rows of tree motifs, printed pixel-perfect onto a soft-touch sweater. It reads as a proper Christmas jumper from across the room and as a tribute up close — the stripes hide a whole evening in the tower if you know where to look.

WHAT PEOPLE SAID

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THE DOSSIER

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, the pub, and the second family dinner. It answers the only question that matters, and it does it without saying a word.

GARMENTSoft-touch knitted sweater, unisex fit
PRINTAll-over pattern, pixel-perfect, no cracking
SIZESS – 3XL (size up for the baggy, smug look)
CAREMachine wash 30°, inside out, no tumble
LEAD TIMEMade to order — dispatched in 2–5 days
POSTWorldwide, tracked

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